Stardate 2024.10.23

Koi Kuriyama
Always look for the joy in the smaller moments of life, like washing dishes in the nude.

Figured I should make a quick blog update, since there's now a not-zero percent chance that my mom may somehow be aware of this site and everything I haven't told her about myself. Just in case, hi mom! Sorry not sorry about all the adult material.

Anyway.

A lot has happened on the outside since the last entry, but nothing substantial that would matter to this site. I got loosely "promoted" to Lead at my job, which means I'm responsible for the exact same set of duties I currently manage, but I get to be the go-to gal who now makes an additional 60 cents an hour. The only reason I wasn't already the queen of the moors is because I worked with a guy who'd been there 10 years longer than I have. I say that in past tense because he was let go just recently. It sucks ass, I really like the guy and I'm gonna miss chatting with him every day, but to be fair, it did happen for a reason. And being "promoted" to Lead while watching cohorts get laid off is not something I'm unfamiliar with, either. May want to watch my step at work for a bit until I'm sure it's safe to lollygag again.

But anyway, before we go and hire some new kid to take the other guy's place, I'm taking a (frankly, deserved) whole-ass week off to just relax and take it ea--well...actually, no. I'm taking a week off, sure, but I intend to use that week to get some serious shit accomplished. I'm gonna knuckle up and finally get Bimbo In Limbo finished and released (yes, I really think I can!), I'm gonna clean up the mountain of Amazon-flavored cardboard sitting in the corner of what we call "the library", I'm gonna call up that nice lady a couple blocks over and get my hair cut like I keep saying I will, and maybe even earn my housekeeper badge and get this house ship-shape. It's gonna be a week of idealized productivity instead of corporate productivity!

Ah, and speaking of Bimbo In Limbo, I've got the one remaining track mostly built out, just need to funk it up and polish it down into the maddeningly groovy jam it needs to become. I ended hiring a second artist for the cover art who went above and beyond, and I gotta say, it looks fucking amazing. Like a perfect complement to the level of sheer excitement I feel about the album as a whole. The original cover artist eventually did get back to me, so I may end up having a nice little alternate cover I can include in the final product as well. It's gonna be great!

It's funny, I keep talking about Bimbo In Limbo like it's some monumental milestone I'm about to finally reach, when I know full well the very minute I finish it, I'll already be river wide ocean deep in the NEXT album...

Now, I wish I could say I've gotten a lot done since the previous entry (ain't enough hours in the day, honey), but between the increased workload of my dayjob and the captivating allure of playing my one allotted annual JRPG, my attention has been split like an infinitive. Nier: Automata has a chokehold on my attention at the moment, especially as I dive head-first into all of the endless side quests I missed in the first playthrough. I don't normally 100% games even on the brightest of days - and I strongly doubt I'll 100% this one - but I am finding myself in a mood to see as much of it as I can muster before I mark is as completed.

Also, not to jinx myself or anything but, I'm quite proud of the fact that I'm over halfway through the "B" route (9S) and still haven't died even once. Playing on Normal, of course. I'm not a fucking masochist (...that we know of).

Review-wise, I did finish my Big Rewatch and Review of Cybersix, so that's worth celebrating! I had thought I remembered the show pretty well before the rewatch, but god DAMN did it sneak up and assassinate me with how good it is. Honestly, the older and more open-minded I allow myself to become, the more I realize that I seriously didn't know SHIT about cartoons (or even my taste in them) when I was younger, and I took way too much for granted. Cybersix truly is one to remember, and although I'm excited to eventually get around to the next show on the list of Rewatches, it's almost assuredly going to be significantly LESS mind-blowing.

In other news, I had hinted a few months back about being back on my fanfic bullshit, and while that was technically true, I still never actually posted anything for it. I've more or less finished up the first chapter for a new Adventure Time fic centered around Fionna (yes, again), but instead of pairing her May/December style with the Ice Queen, I've decided to even up the score and pair her with the new Candy Queen from the Fionna & Cake spin-off series. I had a goofy raunchy little joke in mind and started running with it, and it became a full chapter. Now I think I want to flesh out this idea into some kind of ongoing sex comedy over multiple chapters, and I'm undecided how much of it I should pre-write before actually releasing the first chapter.

Some small part of my lizard brain insists I should post it sooner rather than later, to strike while the proverbial iron is still hot and capitalize on potential views while people still care about the spin-off series...but then I remember that's just corporate conditioning talking. Who cares if I miss the bandwagon! It's not like missing out on potential views will stop interested parties from eventually discovering and clicking on the story somewhere down the road, right? No matter how old I or the fanbase becomes, I'm sure there's someone out there who appreciates all these food-themed sex scenes I keep inevitably writing!

What else? Outside of this here website, I've been chatting with some friends about creating a community for certain types of niche adult content (for example, speedruns of 18+ games, my own hentai reviews, and other fun little ways of normalizing porn and kink), and whether or not that's realistically plausible. I know there's interest out there for that kind of thing, but would there be enough interest to warrant making a community site? And how would we pay for it? It's nothing but thought for food at the moment, but it's a concept I'd like to keep in mind all the same. Anything to get people off the sinking sand of social media so we can get back to living freely on the fringe badlands of the internet once more.

Alright, I think that's about all I have in me for now. Got some new boobie anime to check out, some notes to make, some robots to fight, and some snoring to do. I'll be holding myself to a pretty strict standard for the next entry, so wish me luck in my week off!

Stay beautiful, ya sexy little freaks!

Susie Sparks


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